Luke and Tali: Happily Ever After?
Yesterday Roomie danced off into the night, and while I waited for her I watched “Biggest Loser,” that new Jay Leno show (thanks to pausing a lot during “Biggest Loser,” I was able to fast-forward through most of it), the Channel 4 11 o’clock News, and part of Conan. By the time she got home I was in a stupor on the couch. So… I haven’t watched “More to Love” yet. I apologize!
But I consulted my Oracle, Jezebel, and learned that Tali is the winner. This is how they summed it up:
“The moral of the story is that a 300 pound Christian dude can date a whole bunch of fatties and end up with a hot stacked Israeli Jew. The end.”
From one stacked Jew to another: Tali, what are you thinking?! Tali is a beautiful Jewish gal living in NYC, which I imagine is a mecca of Nice Jewish Boys… and, you know, less cheesy guys of all shapes, sizes, and religions. Is she really so lovelorn? Luke did a good job picking Tali over in-it-to-win-it Malissa, I guess. But Tali… oh, Tali.
I have major reservations about Luke.
And I have a reservation with Roomie and the DVR tonight. I’m sure I’ll have More to Say, after I see it for myself.
xoxo…
