The power of Stefan's brows compels you.
Tonight on “Vampire Diaries,” Stefan spills his vampire secrets to Elena (finally!) over coffee (what?). (But we don’t see him drink it… the What-Can-Stefan-Ingest? confusion continues.)
In this clip from “Lost Girls” (sorry I can’t embed it), they go through the typical, “What are the vampire rules on this show?” spiel. (“What’s the reality?” Elena asks, because all she can find is a “world of fiction.” This makes me hahaha, because… it’s so meta. Vampires ARE fiction.) (Right? RIGHT??)
First of all, Stefan can eat?
Elena: I know you eat garlic.
Stefan: Yes.
WAIT A SECOND. BACK IT UP. Did we actually see Stefan eat garlic last week? No. So do they mean that he can be around garlic (fine) or that he actually eats (hold UP)? I need to know.
ALSO, in the second preview clip, we see Damon drinking alcohol. What’s up with these vampires drinking alcohol? Can vampires get drunk? Do they just like the burning throat-sear of hard liquor? The truth is out there! (It’s fiction, let’s all calm down.)
Speaking of drinking –back to the first preview clip again– Stefan calls holy water “drinkable.” Um, WHO drinks holy water? Is that even allowed? I thought that holy water was just for sprinkling daintily upon items that require anointment or exorcism or whatever. I think the more appropriate response might be, “Sprinkle-able.”
I never questioned whether vampires could DRINK holy water. I questioned whether it would burn them like acid. But, whatever. If Stefan wants to break into churches and drink from their vats of finger-dirty (and who knows what else people are sticking in there) holy water, it’s a free country.
In clip one (the cafe clip), Elena and Stefan are wearing their TWILIGHT scene clothes, so I guess this is really going to happen.
We're so TWILIGHT right now.
Regardless of all of the above, I’m super-excited. Elena knows! We’re gonna see flashbacks! (And then I’m gonna watch “FlashForward”… flashing in every direction!)
xoxo…
